r/WhitePeopleTwitter 28d ago

Math has never been MAGA's thing.

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30 thousand people my ass.

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u/alaf420 28d ago

I think the guy who ate a whole jar of cheese puffs got a bigger NY crowd. LOSER!

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u/SomeRandom928Person 28d ago

Well, to his credit, I'm sure that fat orange turd can do that too.

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u/red286 28d ago

I dunno, he struggles to drink a glass of water. I'm sure he'd get a handful of cheese puffs shoved in his face before he dropped the jar.

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u/Sckillgan 28d ago

How do you think he became orange... Like Scrooge McDuck, but with cheese balls, he bathes in that cheese dust.

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u/ReddditSarge 28d ago

Diving into a swimming pool filled with cheese dust would be like diving into sand; only slightly softer than concrete. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLJrzfWTu9E

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u/CanaDoug420 28d ago

You can draw a crowd for that? That’s a Tuesday night home alone lol I need to be better at capitalism

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u/Pistonenvy2 28d ago

no but i genuinely think he did, there looks like maybe 3-400 people here tops, there was probably 500+ there for the cheeseball guy.

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u/flumoxxed_squirtgun 28d ago

Was it one of the big ones from Costco? Because that’s impressive.

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u/lookaway123 28d ago

I feel like I've been to pie eating contests bigger than this lol.

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u/Hey-Now-Right-Now 28d ago

Several... Many... hundred 😏

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u/kat-deville 28d ago

Right? Someone on CNN earlier today said "thousands" - after they zoomed out - and I lost it.

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u/CapableCoyoteeee 28d ago

Greasy & orange.

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u/32lessTcoffindent 23d ago

God damn it’s gonna be hilarious watching all of you go ape shit and cry AGAIN when he’s president again hahaha .

Biden became president and conservatives were just like 🤷‍♂️well I hope everyone enjoys paying more and having the borders open for more crime .

Trump became president and liberal litterally losing their mf minds and crying hahahaha 😝😂😂 .

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u/ialreadyforgotmyname 22d ago

This may have been you, but totally not what has been happening on conservative media nor my conservative friends.

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u/32lessTcoffindent 20d ago

Can you give me any example ? For instance I can send you at least 50 different links of liberals freaking tf out and even crying and screaming ..

When Biden stole the conservatives were like, well here comes America goin to shit..

No videos in ANY state of conservatives doing behaving like liberals lol ..

And bro you must not have conservative friends cause conservatives believe and hope for the best no matter who the president and definitely do not let little emotions get the best of them to where we cry lmao.

Liberals HOPE he does terribly and will go to any extent to make sure he does..

Bro I’m very sure you are mistaken in everything you said unless it was subjective .

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u/Downtown-Table-4872 28d ago

What do we think? About a million people?

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u/EWMcC79 28d ago

Closer to 8 billion!

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u/Bryranosaurus 28d ago

“And not just people, Lions and bears came to bow their heads and pay their respects” - Fox News…eventually

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u/aimed_4_the_head 28d ago

In the ciiiiir-clllle

The circle of lies

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u/jersey_dude88 28d ago

Literally everyone in all 5 boroughs and half of Jersey showed up!!! I couldn’t get there in time. I was stuck in the tunnel with everyone trying to get there. Everyone had tears in their eyes. I’m a big guy and I had tears down my face. 😂 /s

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u/BertieWilberforce 27d ago

Well, gosh, gotta tell ya I was dubious about your nice little story there until you mentioned that everyone had tears in their eyes. Then I knew you were tellin’ the gods honest truth.

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u/jersey_dude88 26d ago

E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E… including myself. 😂 /s

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u/StandardImpact6458 28d ago

With tears running down their faces

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u/StandardImpact6458 28d ago

Don’t say that too load. Jr. and Eric will jump into safari mode an start blasting

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u/StandardImpact6458 28d ago

And not a single donation in the coffee can. “Pass it around again “ Eric.

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u/CuriousSelf4830 28d ago

8 billion minus 1. I wasn't able to get there.

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u/Mc9660385 28d ago

Gotta be more

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u/AmyZing532 28d ago

A million?  Can't you see that's eleventy billion and six.   People came from all over the world to hear the glorious glory of Donald Trump's glorious words

/s

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u/hefebellyaro 28d ago

Eleventy billion? Are you a steph head

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u/enthalpy01 28d ago

Their event permit was only for 3,500 people so not even sure why they benefit from lying about it, they could just say the event was at capacity.

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u/dr_cl_aphra 28d ago

They’ve been accused of many things. Being smart enough to know when not to lie isn’t one of them.

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u/drinkteam-mrtorture 28d ago

i live in mexico and i am also there

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u/WiseFalcon2630 27d ago

I got a weekend pass from my Siberian gulag to be there. Putin wanted to show his support.

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u/Ok-Bus1716 28d ago

thinkin' about, maybe, I reckon 'bout...tree fitty.

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u/QuentinP69 28d ago

Damn you Loch Ness Monstah

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u/AlmostHumanP0rpoise 28d ago

She gave him a dollar!

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u/Tulol 28d ago

They all there man 1b. Some are wearing green and dressed as grass and a tree. A few came as invisible air.

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u/Buffmin 28d ago

Million? Don't be ridiculous

That's way to too low

Try 11 Teen bazillion

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u/FrankyFistalot 28d ago

A bigly amount….big crowd…strong crowd….all there with tears running down their faces…

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u/clangan524 28d ago

I don't even think there are a million brain cells there.

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u/wrt_reddit 28d ago

At least, especially if you include fingers and toes in your count...

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u/funmachineman 28d ago

I’m not great at estimates, but I believe that is two million people.

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u/Thesteelman86 28d ago

Eleventy billion! This is prob double the size of the largest crowd ever easy, everyone is saying it.

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u/No-Falcon-4996 28d ago

People come up to me and say , they say 1 billion people. One billion, with tears in their eyes, they say , Sir! One billion people. Smart people, everyone says it

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u/texachusetts 28d ago

People are saying that the rally caused the resent earthquake.

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u/My_useless_alt 28d ago

I know you're being sarcastic, but I was in a million-strong march once, against Brexit. It was the largest protest march in the UK in decades, and let me tell you the people just. kept. going. It was sold pretty much the entire marching route across a significant percentage of central London.

The simple fact that you can see the entire crowd in one shot, even a helicopter shot, proves this is nowhere near a million people

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u/WiseFalcon2630 27d ago

You know it. We know it. MAGAS lie about it and Hoover up the kool-ade.

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk 28d ago

Paid Actors for sure.

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u/heismanwinner82 28d ago

Barron’s graduation had a bigger crowd

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u/DSC9000 28d ago

Shit, my kid's preschool graduation had a bigger crowd.

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u/CarPhoneRonnie 28d ago

It looks like a school fire drill

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u/comeupforairyouwhore 28d ago

Get with the times. Active shooter drill.

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u/Dancinfool830 28d ago

Don't get my hopes up

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u/Bubbly_Measurement61 28d ago

They can lie to us all they want - that's not the problem. The problem is that they lie to themselves.

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u/whatdoblindpeoplesee 28d ago

Trump doesn't know how many people were there, either.

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u/Edyed787 28d ago

“There were many people. Many people. Some have said that there were more people here than was at Obama’s inauguration. Maybe they are right. All good people. Look at the crowds Sleepy Joe brings. Definitely less people. These people are good people that support your president.” Donald Trump (probably in the future)

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u/StandardImpact6458 28d ago

Not enough donations to stop at the bodega after for a Diet Coke and potato wedges.

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u/Debalic 28d ago

Is that a thirty foot ramp up to the stage? Guess he couldn't handle anything steeper.

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u/Purple_Charcoal 28d ago

No, that ramp is for when he shits himself, it rolls off stage. They don’t want to have to pay the cleaning fee.

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u/merpderpherpburp 28d ago

OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT WHY IS THAT REAL SO LONG FOR SUCH A TINY STAGE?!

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u/z44212 28d ago

You can see stairs on the side. It's only three steps. IT'S ONLY THREE STEPS.

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u/cleecleekilldie 28d ago

I see a few hundred dipshits

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u/canarchist 28d ago

But these are MAGA dipshits, and those are easily equal to ten regular dipshits each.

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u/mjm666 28d ago

In dipshittery, maybe more like 100.

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u/robb_the_bull 28d ago

If we do some 'jelly beans in the jar' math on that picture, I would guess 2400 people.

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u/Some-Cartographer942 28d ago

I jelly beaned 4000 but I was being very ‘Liberal’

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u/robb_the_bull 28d ago

GOD DAMN LIBERALS!

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u/reversesumo 27d ago

I found a place for that chlorine spill

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u/solemn_penguin 28d ago

I imagine those outliers on the edge are either the press or people coming to see the yuge bigly crowd that showed up to see Dear Leader

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u/changeforgood30 28d ago

Probably 3-500 by the looks of it. Assuming 300, that means MAGA count their supporters as 100 each in order to get to their 30k claim.

Just lying about 2 orders of magnitude. Par for the course for Republicans.

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u/Nottodayreddit1949 28d ago

I'm pretty sure our local medieval faire will have more people attend tomorrow, and the weather is gonna be crap.

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u/mah131 28d ago

Ooooh that sounds fun. I’ve only ever been to Renaissance Faires. What’s the difference with a medieval one?

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u/apathetictelephony 28d ago

Less comprehensive understanding of crop rotation mostly.

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u/beavis617 28d ago

FOX news this morning at 11 AM said it was a massive rally. The Trump camp claimed 25k... Total utter bullshit.

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u/QuentinP69 28d ago

It was maybe 3509 and a lot of them were protesters.

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u/Phallic-Monolith 28d ago edited 28d ago

Even CNN was getting in on calling this shit “historic”. Donnie must be getting really insecure about crowd size because, although he’s always lied about it, the degree of crowd exaggeration for every damn rally (plus his sycophants falling over themselves to carry water for the claim) is at a whole other level now.

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u/red286 28d ago

CNN is routinely lazy in their reporting. They'll report anything they hear as factual, and if it turns out to not be, well they'll drop a correction on their website about it a week or two later.

So if Team Trump says it was a historic crowd of 50,000 people, then that's what CNN will report.

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u/SinsOfThePast03 28d ago

So Fox, this is "massive" and what 25,000 looks like?

Trump confident he can win blue state after massive, historic rally

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u/meatball402 28d ago

Pick your excuse:

1) Fake news

2) This was before/after trump spoke

3) Trump's not on the stage. That's someone else.

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u/QuentinP69 28d ago

The police and fire depts estimated 3500 people and a lot were protesters according to them.

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u/Key_Inevitable_2104 28d ago

Which park was the rally located in? I know it’s the Bronx but I’m not sure.

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u/DoJu318 28d ago

Time stamp on the news says 11:09, easy to look up what time he took the stage.

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u/Incontinento 28d ago

Maybe 1k.

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u/punkindle 28d ago

I was going to say 2000, maybe 2500 tops

Looks like a high school football game worth of people.

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u/Ithinkibrokethis 28d ago

Fire/Police were saying 3500. They were also saying "this is it?"

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u/Drg84 28d ago

And they didn't even stay that long. Most left while he was speaking

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u/mah131 28d ago

“Better get over to the Golden Corral afore it gets busy, ma”

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u/QuentinP69 28d ago

Half were protesters.

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u/Agreeable-Ad1221 28d ago

Did some lazy math and if those were all Local, it's like 0.2% of locals to the Bronx showed up, but likely there's a lot of people who are nuts and drove over to witness this. It's kind of sad actually.

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u/lsp2005 28d ago

I thought 2500 too.

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u/TheUpgrayed 28d ago

I'm so pissed that tax dollars go to protecting this prick for the rest of his life.

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u/NofairytalesofGod 28d ago

And all the crazies are on his side anyway.

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u/Erstwhile_pancakes 28d ago

Looks like Trump has a rider in his contract that no surfaces will have more then a 2 degree incline. Holy shit that is a long ramp.

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u/s4burf 28d ago

It’s nyc. There were that many people wandering around the park wondering what the incessant bellowing was.

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u/joeyo1423 28d ago

Honestly, I get it. Most of the Learn 2 Count books stop at 10

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u/Daddio209 28d ago

Now, they're crowing about "NY Marshall's estimate 100k attended"-ffs, lmao

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u/BBakerStreet 28d ago

That is quite the ramp. I guess Trump is too weak or unstable to try steps.

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 28d ago

We have to keep calling these lies out because come election time they’ll call election fraud claiming but look we had millions of people at our rallies but the votes don’t add up. So there must be voter fraud!

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u/capoulousse 28d ago

It’s weird how you can see him do that forward lean from so far away.

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u/Bad-Infinite 28d ago

There's tens of people there!

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u/Hazywater 28d ago

I've seen more people waiting to get into a store at opening.

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u/twistedh8 28d ago

Release day for battlefield 3 had more people at gamestop.

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u/W1mpyDaM00ch 28d ago

CNN talking about how big the crowd was so then Fox news jumps on it and uses CNN as proof of the made up 25,000 number. Fucking useful idiots.

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u/thrice1187 28d ago

What’s actually going on with this Bronx stuff?

The conservative subreddit is currently just 15 different posts saying how fucked the libs are cuz of the New York rallies lol

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u/twistedh8 28d ago

It's the same after every lame rally. More glorious than the next. Lie after lie. Delusion after delusion.

They went to listen to a rapist traitor speak.

You don't expect smart things from idiots.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Trump trying to get votes, while also on trial. I think he’s a dick, but it’s also smart use of time. Quite a few liberals are also way too scared to go the Bronx as well. They’ll put up yard signs in the burbs, but they hypocits.

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u/Cruitire 28d ago

On the one hand, yeah, that’s only a couple of thousand.

On the other, it’s still distressing there are more than 10 people in the world who would come see this douchbag speak.

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u/dragonfliesloveme 28d ago

They fucking know they have to lie to people.

It’s the oligarchs, corporatists, propaganda peddlers (also oligarchs), and dictators of the world who want trump as president.

That’s your first big fucking, red flag-waving clue that he benefits them and not you.

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u/bakeacake45 28d ago

Whatever the count, at least 50% are from out of state and about 20% are the Trump entourage who go every where he appears.
Honestly look behind the curtain folks, there is a paid team of over 200 that travel with him and that does not count the journalists

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u/goddavid22 28d ago

It really is hilarious how Trump has always a rule of X3, weather it’s crowd size or is apartment size.

I honestly think Trump learned from Roger Stone a few tricks from the crooked cookbook (Crookbook TM) and one of those rules is always multiply x3

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u/blobhole 28d ago

Clearly 9 trillion people there

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u/Altruistic-Travel-48 28d ago

Police departments in major cities have a simple method to estimate crowd size. Aerial photograph of crowd. Overlay a grid. Count the number of grids covered by crowd, each grid represents a approximate number of people. Now you have an estimate. Experience with previous crowds at the location is another method. Having been to many political rallies over the years makes me feel that the police estimate of 3500 is probably a good estimate.

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u/twistedh8 28d ago

Those are teeny numbers.

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u/ShoughtItOutLoud 28d ago

Teeny numbers for teeny hands

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u/cesc05651 28d ago

Honestly this still looks like too many people

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u/RW-One 28d ago

They're too stupid to even entice their own base to come out -> I'm waiting for the inevitable "free beer at the event" mention, but then remember that the orange turd never gives anything away except it's poison rhetoric.

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u/amazing_rando 28d ago

This is an early afternoon band at a regional 3-day music festival level crowd

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u/numb3r5ev3n 28d ago

You know what's even more pathetic? If people like Roger Stone aren't tweeting pics of Rod Stewart and Paul Simon concerts to try and psyche out blue voters, but to specifically make Trump feel better and insulate him from further narcissistic collapse. "Yes sir Mr. Trump, this is how many people were at your rally!" (PICTURED: photo from the crowd at the 1991 Monsters Of Rock concert.)

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u/Salty_Dealer_7277 28d ago

I can see Tump doing his forward lean stance from here

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u/Particular-Summer424 28d ago

The ramp is longer than the lines to the porta potties.

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u/Mountain-Art6254 28d ago

99.99% of New Yorkers were NOT in attendance for this sham of an event 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/The-1st-One 28d ago

A lot of comments making jokes about there being a million+ people, and I'm all for it. But do we have a legit guesstimate on how many that is? I wanna send it to my conservative uncle and laugh and how pathetic of a crowd that is.

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u/Astoria793 28d ago

somewhere around 3,000 more or less according to police estimates

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u/goddavid22 28d ago

It really is hilarious how Trump has always a rule of X3, weather it’s crowd size or is apartment size.

I honestly think Trump learned from Roger Stone a few tricks from the crooked cookbook (Crookbook TM) and one of those rules is always multiply x3

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u/redcountx3 28d ago

Wow, there must be 10's upon 10's of people there.

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u/Dat_Basshole 28d ago

"Literally dozens!"

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u/5xchamp 28d ago

Would I be correct in presuming that your average MAGAT wouldn't be caught dead in the South Bronx? because they are afraid they would be caught dead?

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u/FamousLoser 28d ago

That’s still a terrifying amount of MAGA. One is bad enough.

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u/Seaell80 28d ago

“Beer Fest or Trump Rally”

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 28d ago

Math is inherently biased against Trump

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u/DickySchmidt33 28d ago

"That is definitely the largest crowd of people I've ever seen and if Donald Trump told me it was the largest crowd in history, I would believe him without question."

-- American conservatives

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u/xKingCoopx 28d ago

To be fair, that's a lot for a South Bronx Maga turnout.

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u/ewadizzle 28d ago

All this doubting sounds like 2016.

Vote.

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u/nursescaneatme 28d ago

Honestly, that’s 2500 max.

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u/MentalGravity87 28d ago

Looks like garbage from a distance.

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u/Longjumping-Meat-334 28d ago

Some buffoon Senator said last night on Fox it was over 75,000 people.

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u/gamerdudeNYC 28d ago

More than Bruce Springsteen in NJ

But maybe if he voted for Trump he would get larger crowds! (According to Trump)

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u/thiagopfx 28d ago

A lot of people are talking. You know them. You know what I am talking about. Millions of people.

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u/dragonfliesloveme 28d ago

How many were bused in or paid to be there or are the people that follow him around to all his boring-ass rallies?

I really don’t think there are many actual locals there. There aren’t many there anyway, but if you take out the bad actors, that’s going to make it far less people that are actually from the area. It’s just a smoke-and-mirrors shit show of lies.

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u/muftak3 28d ago

The police said about 3,500.

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 28d ago

Did that include the protesters too?

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u/sagmag 28d ago

This is enough to count manually.

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u/doxbox1000 28d ago

a modern day prophet

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u/silverback2267 28d ago

If you look carefully: they were lining up for the hot dog cart.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/6poundpuppy 28d ago

Unfortunately, it’s a Fk of a lot bigger than I’d like it to be

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u/creegro 28d ago

Who has all this free time to go see some fake tan old guy?

I can understand going to the initial inauguration cause it's a new president, like Obama. But why would you go to the rallies? To hear some sad music play while some dude mispronounces small words?

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u/The_OtherGuy_99 28d ago

Still too goddamn many.

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u/Campbellfdy 28d ago

You can see that stupid lean from the helicopter. The fact anyone showed up is the problem

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u/KevJD 28d ago

Reality has never been MAGA’s thing

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u/MidniteOwl 28d ago

1+1=2 is a conspiracy!

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u/EfficiencyDeep1208 28d ago

10’s of 10’s of people

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u/ReddditSarge 28d ago

"Big" is a relative term unlike "jury" or "trial" or "verdict" or "jail."

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u/nono66 28d ago

Mind you, this had trump losers from all the boroughs, upstate, Li, Jersey, and CT. You can be in the BX within an hour easily by public transport from all those major areas. The number of people that had easy access to that event is easily in the millions.

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u/buttholecanal 28d ago

Looks like a county fair

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u/spermdonor 28d ago

Jonestown looked more lively 

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u/Time-Mirror-4588 28d ago

30k when you include the twitter views

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u/BlindGuy68 28d ago

hey trump , whats 3+3-1

and his brain explodes

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u/Epicurus402 27d ago edited 27d ago

Trump lies about f---ing everything! EVERYTHING!! . So, why isn't this shot being put up on every cable TV, network, and online news service!? For God's sake, my nephew's high school championship soccer game drew more people.