r/WhitePeopleTwitter 28d ago

Just one of countless broken promises

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Novel-Suggestion-515 28d ago

Just another lie.

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u/Cat_Impossible_0 28d ago

He loves to use fear mongering tactics to brainwash his followers to continue to vote for him like the rest of the GOP.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 28d ago

He will be a convicted felon by then anyway (probably within the next week)

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u/usinjin 28d ago

I’ve lost faith. They’ve literally said “stop or I’ll throw the book at you” 100 times, and nothing has happened.

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u/Ishidan01 28d ago

I'm taking bets on hung jury. That at least one Magat managed to get through voir dire.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 27d ago

Could the foreperson go to the judge if it seems someone is intentionally sabotaging the case?

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u/Hebids 28d ago

You think that will stop them? They rioted the White House, they’ll do it to a prison.

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u/bisforbenis 28d ago

I mean, I could totally see him fleeing the country at that point, he’d have tons of criminal cases closing in and won’t have Republicans frantically trying to protect him since he couldn’t do anything for them at that point

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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 28d ago

This may be the one and only time in his life that he’s actually telling the truth.

If Biden wins, then there’s no possible way he can rig the outcomes of his criminal trials, so he’ll flee justice to a non-extradition country to avoid going to prison.

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u/red286 28d ago

Yeah but he said it first in 2020 and he's still here.

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u/vivahermione 28d ago

Exactly! He said we'd never hear from him again. If only...

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u/Ok-Significance-7016 28d ago

The CIA would like that, so they can have a word with him

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u/Quirky_Discipline297 28d ago

Four Lions. Amen.

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u/DogsDontWearPantss 28d ago

I'm sure he has his Russian passport at the ready.

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u/Weneedaheroe 28d ago

Putin will prance him around like a monkey and Jong Un will throw him peanuts.

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u/Kind_Nebula6900 28d ago

I think the FBI still has his passport. But still...good riddance if he do.

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u/Gloriousblaster 28d ago

Andrew Tate is gonna let him stay in one of the spare bedrooms like a new teammate of Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers.

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u/Relicc5 28d ago

Not only does he have secrete service with him at all times (as a former president he gets that). There is no way his ego will let him run away. Besides how can he grift if he’s hiding?

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u/kat-deville 28d ago

Harder to grift from prison, though. He'll have to be secluded for security reasons, and they'll need to accommodate for Secret Service detail. It will be a mess, but it's necessary for him to finally get the message.

I'm torn on the fleeing part. I agree on the ego, but if he feels cornered, he may try to escape in his private jet. I think his SS detail would be required to stop him, but I've not dug that deep into those areas. It would really be beneficial if he'd croak before then.

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u/this_name_not_that 28d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/Purple_Bowling_Shoes 28d ago

That would be terribly sad for me because I'd have to keep two bottles of champagne on hand in November and my fridge is small. 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Trip990 28d ago

Don't come to Canada!

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u/Alhazzared 28d ago

I am sure he'd flee to Russia so don't worry.

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u/StandardImpact6458 28d ago

He owes someone there a couple of handys. And we know how feels about owning people. /s

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Please become a fugitive! Please!

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u/AnnamAvis 28d ago

He also said, "You'll never hear from me again" if Biden won. We all know how that turned out.

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u/Status-Load-5521 28d ago

I vividly remember a clip of him saying that at his rally in 2020.

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u/Interesting_Law_127 28d ago

I’m sure there’s a bit of room at the foot of putin’s bed

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u/DeadpoolAndFriends 28d ago

I'm surprised he didn't flee to Moscow right after the Mar-a-logo raid.

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u/Outside-Flamingo-240 28d ago

Me too….we joked about it here at home for a few weeks, then gave up on that dream

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u/Purple_Charcoal 28d ago

I don’t want him to flee the country. He’d go running to his masters in Russia.

No, I want him to stay in our country. Hopefully, to spend the rest of his miserable life in prison. But if not, at least have him buried somewhere that his stupid cult has to scrub piss off his tombstone daily.

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u/StandardImpact6458 28d ago

How about planting him in the weeds next to Ivanka. That way people can piss on his grave while playing through and his cult members can pilgrimage there with handkerchiefs to wipe his tombstone just before security makes them clear their camp and runs them off. Winning!

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u/32lib 28d ago edited 28d ago

He opened his mouth. Therefore, he lied.

With most people, it's I think. Therefore, I am. With trump, it's I lie,Therefore, I is.

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u/SDBudda76 28d ago

So, Trump just said that if he does not win he will flee the country to get away from his 91 felony criminal indictments....?

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u/Spckoziwa 28d ago

Except he can’t, right? Wasn’t his passport confiscated, barring him from leaving the country, when he got raided and indicted for like the world record in felonies?

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u/CalendarAggressive11 28d ago

I say we deport him to Russia. The way Ukraine drove that shitty pro Russian president out of the country, we need to do that

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u/Healthy-Dragon2257 28d ago

Don’t let the door hit you

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u/David_Buzzard 28d ago

It's that or die in prison.

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u/Zer0DusT1 28d ago

look, I'm all for second chances, but when you piss off Luke skywalker, you know you fucked up.

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u/skijakuda 28d ago

Russia will welcome him and his box of declassified documents.

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u/Pbandsadness 28d ago

I'm still waiting for the taco trucks on every corner he promised us.

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u/ctiger12 28d ago

As counted, he lied in public 5k to 10k times, and whatever promises he actually kept can be counted by fingers, like he appointed shitty SC justices to broke our judiciary system, then they overturned a lot of laws, but that’s not his promise.

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u/Mean_Eye_8735 28d ago

Like a felon fleeing prosecution

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u/Glittering-Wonder576 28d ago

I’m with Mark on this. I usually am.

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u/berrycat22 28d ago

Mark Hamill is a national treasure!

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u/Asgeras 28d ago

Joker laying truth bombs

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u/JudgmentHumble8319 28d ago

He said that last time he lost

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u/svengooli 28d ago

It worked for Snowden

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u/StandardImpact6458 28d ago

Dread pirate trump.

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u/Outside-Flamingo-240 28d ago

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, Donald!

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u/blandocalrissian50 28d ago

It's a long list.

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u/ozmartian 28d ago

Well its not a broken promise if he denies the loss.

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u/dageekywon 28d ago

Don't they have his passport right now because of his legal woes?

Putin would probably let him in without one, though.

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u/21-characters 28d ago

That photo makes his hand look bigger, more like a normal size. Not like his little hands really look.

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u/HotStaxOfWax 28d ago

My reaction is jubilation and celebration beyond measure.

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u/MentalGravity87 27d ago

See yaa, byeee.