r/lotrmemes 10d ago

Keep it secret, keep it safe bro. Lord of the Rings

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u/SadFluteNoises 10d ago

“Toss me, bro!”

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u/Mojojojo3030 10d ago

"NOT THE BEARD, BRO!"

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 9d ago

“THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE, BRO!”

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u/krisselv 10d ago

Nobody tosses a dwarf, bro

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u/miltos532 10d ago

You are tossed. And I am not your Bruh!!! /S

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u/Tall_computer 10d ago

Even better in Gimlis voice

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u/OtherUsernameIsDumb 10d ago

“Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind, bro.”

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u/Metal_God666 Dwarf 10d ago

In my head this is followed by: that is like your opinion man

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u/Opdragon25 Théoden 10d ago

That's just like... uh... your opinion, bro.

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u/anomandaris81 9d ago

You're out of your league, Saruman

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u/seriouswill 9d ago

Another Caucasian, Merry.

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u/leofungo 9d ago

You’re out of your league, Saru-bro

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u/M_Dalliard 9d ago

Oh and by the way, Dude, "league" is not the right nomenclature - "element", please. 

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u/FlemPlays 9d ago

“Where the halfling’s leaf, Lebowski?”

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u/bogrollin 9d ago

It’s down there somewhere let me take another look

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u/DudeLebowski31 10d ago

I love this reference

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u/thtsjsturopinionman 10d ago

Saruman the White treats objects like women, man

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u/watcheroftheskies1 9d ago

Fucking fascist

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u/ThundrMilk 10d ago

I would have followed you. My brother...my captain...my king...my bro

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u/Shit_Riot 9d ago

G'dam here come the tears, bro!

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u/Tanski14 9d ago

You kneel to no one, bro

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u/nuevavizcaia 9d ago

Waterworks!

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u/djquu 10d ago

Cast it into fire, bro!

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u/Confident_Ad_8745 10d ago

No, bro!

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u/Illustrious_Tax174 9d ago

Isildur, bro!

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u/Guest2424 9d ago

Okay this exchange has my mind saying "bro" in different ways, and I appreciate all of it.

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u/AT1313 10d ago

I am no man, bro!

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u/Blanketman101 10d ago

I'm not your buddy, guy!

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u/lmda42 10d ago

I’m not your guy, friend!

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u/imoutovibes 10d ago

Im not your friend, pal!

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u/thrownawaz092 10d ago

I'm not your pal, dude!

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u/JTYdude99 10d ago

I’m not your dude, man!

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u/Martian_son 10d ago

I am no man!

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u/ImperialPeng 10d ago

And thus we've come full circle!

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u/eatlego 9d ago

And thus we have come full circle, bro.

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u/largechild 10d ago

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u/Matthew-_-Black 9d ago

Iiiii'mmmmm not yoooouuuurrrrr friiieeeeend, guuuuuuy

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u/tyrannosaurus_gekko 10d ago

When the homie tells you she's trans

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u/Fragrant_Exit5500 10d ago

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell, Bro?

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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin 10d ago

I was there 3000 years ago, bro

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u/EtteRavan 9d ago

Why can I picture Elrond smoking weed to cope with what happened in that sentence

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u/shadowscar248 10d ago

It makes it that much more poignant

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u/Awkward-Explorer-527 9d ago

The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid, bro

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u/Disciple_of_Bolas 10d ago

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul, bro.

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u/Ecleptomania 10d ago

Don't tempt me Frodo, bro!

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u/ForkliftSmurf 10d ago

"Fro-bro"

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u/sennzz 9d ago

Brodo

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u/LevelZeroDM 9d ago

What are you doing step brodo??

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u/TRAUMAjunkie 9d ago

Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in Imladris, bro.

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u/lobo_locos 10d ago

You shall not pass, bro!

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u/sipiwi94 10d ago

Lol. Bro means bridge in Danish.

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u/HrLewakaasSenior 10d ago

Örebro makes so much sense to me now

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u/Digital_Bogorm 9d ago

Google tells me that's a city in Sweden.

Nothing personal, but as a citizen of Denmark I am legally obligated to drop anyone confusing us for Swedes off in an empty room with all exits blocked, and the floor covered in LEGO.

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u/Any_Brother7772 9d ago

But to be fair, bro is also bridge in swedish

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u/Digital_Bogorm 9d ago

That part is absolutely fair.

That being said, we don't use 'ö' in danish, which means that under the not-at-all unfair expectations of "knowing which letters a random european country does/doesn't use", it qualifies as an intentional comparison to Sweden, and thus a direct insult. /s

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u/GandalfTheBigFat 9d ago edited 9d ago

As an ÅÄÖ Swede I myself am also legally obliged to correct anyone who may confuse us with Denmark, cast them in the the fire and destroy them!

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u/Coffee_Crisis 10d ago

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, bro! Wielder of the flame of Anor, bro!

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u/EverglowChimera 10d ago

“If you want him, come and claim him, bro!”

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u/Otherwise-Gain-4223 10d ago

Sounds oddly Australian. I can’t seem to say this without an Australian accent. lol.

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u/notabigfanofas 10d ago

That's because Saxton hale said that once

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u/Analog0 10d ago

PO-TA-TOS, bro.

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u/Aliensinmypants 10d ago

BRO -TA-TOES

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u/Lordborgman 9d ago

looks at the game on steam

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u/Mist0804 10d ago

Boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew bro.

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u/j0a3k 10d ago

Give it to us raw and wriggling bro!

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u/chimichanga_3 10d ago

Best one

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u/choff22 9d ago

What’s taters, bro?

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u/SloCooker 9d ago

Po-tay-toes, bro! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew, bro. Lovely big, golden... chips with a nice piece of fried fish, bro!

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u/struansTaipan 10d ago

“Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf.”

“What about side by side with a friend, bro?”

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u/ieatcavemen 10d ago

"Aye, I could do that, bro."

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u/Fnatsume 10d ago

"Bro..."

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u/Keiichigo 10d ago

Now kiss.

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u/TheWalkingDude1331 9d ago

As if the scene needed MORE bromance, you managed to squeeze some in! Good job, bro!

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u/Ronin1 10d ago

They come in pints, bro?!

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u/_irritater_ 10d ago

Same. I'm not allowed at the bar anymore.

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u/Jakkobyte 10d ago

Best one yet defos bro hahahah

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u/skryb 10d ago

Gandalf, what’s the Elvish word for “friend”?

“Bro.”

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u/dunedansaxman 9d ago

Speak, bro, and enter.

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u/PrinceVegetol 9d ago

Mellon, bro

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u/AcrolloPeed 10d ago

The beacons are lit, bro…

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u/Ne0t9k 10d ago

this sounds like they are talking about boobs. or tuned car parts

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u/LareWw 10d ago

Or joints

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u/Roasted_Butt 9d ago

Or beacons

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u/DeKileCH 9d ago

That seems a bit of a stretch

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u/jayswag707 10d ago

"I would cut off your head if it stood a bit further from the ground, bro."

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u/tmntfever 9d ago

“You’d die before your stroke fell, bro!”

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u/adj_noun_digits 10d ago

This is perfect.

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u/jayswag707 10d ago

Thanks bro

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u/Pitiful_Database3168 10d ago

This is my favorite.

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u/Stolen_Sky 10d ago

"Why should I welcome you? Gandalf Storm-Bro" 

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u/j0a3k 10d ago

A just question bro.

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u/LydditeShells 10d ago

Your hall has somewhat lessened of late, Thebroden King

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u/AmierSingle 9d ago

Late is the hour in which this bro chooses to appear

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u/lovemocsand 9d ago

Bro is not welcome

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u/tmntfever 9d ago edited 9d ago

“Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword, bro."

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u/throwoutbadfriends 9d ago

I have not passed through fire and death to bandy words with a witless worm, bro.

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u/cammcken 10d ago

I feel it in the water, bro

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u/Good-Nectarine-9051 9d ago

The world is changed, bro

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u/Noliaioli 10d ago

Gandalf! Brooooo!

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u/zlaw32 10d ago

This one got me. Hilarious

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u/Hengisht 9d ago

I can hear it perfectly in my head!

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u/Bodkin-Van-Horn 10d ago

I am not trying to rob you. I am trying to help you, bro!"

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u/CailenBelmont 10d ago

When you taken away your friend's alcohol because he had enough for the night

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u/Professional-Hat-687 10d ago

Legolas, what do your elf eyes see bro?

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u/legolas_bot 10d ago

I see shapes of men and of horses.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 10d ago

They're taking the Hobbits to isengard bro!

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u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe 10d ago

Gard, gard, gard, bro

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u/joe_broke 10d ago

What did you say, bro?

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u/Saint_City 10d ago

Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him, bro.

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u/wizerdofmonky69 10d ago

A balrog of morgoth, bro

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u/prescottfan123 10d ago

What can men do against such reckless hate, bro?

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u/j0a3k 10d ago

Ride out with me bro!

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u/VaciloL 9d ago

Ride out and meet them, bro.

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u/Tall-Display-8219 9d ago

For death and glory, bro

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u/dudemanjack 9d ago

Forth eorlingas, bro!

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u/JustCuckMeDawg 10d ago

"I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you, bro!"

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u/RadTimeWizard 9d ago

Samwise the Brave, bro.

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u/pommedeterre96 10d ago

That still only counts as one, bro!

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u/Venizelza 10d ago

"Do you not know death when you see it, bro?"

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u/adj_noun_digits 10d ago

"All shall love me and despair, bro!"

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u/FeelingAd5 10d ago

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Dont be too eager to deal in death and judgement bro.

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u/Unusual_Car215 10d ago

I would follow you my brother bro

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u/Intelligent_Tell_877 10d ago

my bor bro bro

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3940 10d ago

“ what about second breakfast bro”, “ not all those who wander are lost bro”

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u/Kamicardo 9d ago

I don't think he knows about second breakfast, bro

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u/golddilockk 10d ago

destroy it bro

No, bro

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u/Triairius 10d ago

ISILDUR!

bro

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u/SuspiciousAct6606 10d ago

They have a cave troll, bro

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u/mr-mcdoogal 10d ago

“Gondor calls for aid bro!”

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u/AT1313 10d ago

"And Rohan will answer bro!"

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u/kd_butterballs 10d ago

“One does not simply walk into Mordor bro”

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u/Its_Me_Tom_Yabo 10d ago

Give them a moment, for pity’s sake, bro!

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u/StillwaterSloth 10d ago

It’s quite cool, Bro.

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u/MasterWis 10d ago

GROND, Bro

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u/cosmic_cacophony 10d ago

My Captain. My King. My bro.

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u/Toubaboliviano 10d ago

Ş̵̡̢̠̠̩̰̙͖̟̜̠̫̠͉͉̝͓̇͋́́͒̃́͂́͊̚͘̚͜͠ͅC̵̨̤̞̳͈̱̠̼͎̻̍̅͐̒̂̌̚͜Ŗ̴̳̤̬͚̣̬̰̟̭̗̙͚̙̝͒͋̑̇͆̄̏̈̃̃͐̚͜͝R̴̢̛̺̝̭͖̺̬̦̲͈̹̦̖̦̰̔͆̑̀́̎͂̀̄̕͘͠͝ͅŖ̸̯͓̺͔̌̈́̍͗͌̊̓̓͆̿͆̈̓͊̋͛̕͘̕͝͝É̷̢̢̛̦̺̜̟̥̠̫̎̓̃̊͌̌͆͆̉̆͛̾̔̍̇̒́̈́̕͠͝͝͝Ę̷̢̛̦͖̳̞̻̜̹̠̫̺̖̲̜͓̖̳̬̬͍̻̣̱̤̯̺̼̻̼̆͐̅̂̏̃͒͐͂̚̕͝͠Ę̵̲̺͖̜̻̯̱̳̭͕̤͎͖̯̙͉̥̭̊́͒̊̓͛̒͂̉̿̀́͗͑̐̎͐͂̈̕̚͘͝͝͝ͅE̷̛̛̼̗̐̓͛́̈́͂͌̇͆͆̐̌̀̈̎̌̀̂̓̐͛͐̀͘͝͝͝Ȩ̷̨͈͓͖̖̻̻̯̣̜͓̼̱̦̟̩͕̪͉̹̥̞͈̗̱̫̼̕ͅE̵̡̯̬̝̘̭̺̭͖̼̙̬̺̟̟͚͎̜͓̱͎͕͍͐͐̈́̀͌̇̾̈́̔̈́̈́̉̄̽̽̓̈́̚͝͝E̴̡̢̧̡̨̦̤͇̻̰̣͓͙͎͓̹̹̲̣͗͋̃̓̐̄̿̿͊͑̎̒̽̆͛͛̇̕͘̚͜͝C̵̥̝̣̻̫͓̈̾́̎̒̏̃̆̽̇̄͒̊͆̌́̈́͑̈́̅̚̚̚̕͘͜͜͠͠Ḩ̶̢̢͕̺̯̝̘̖̪̜͔̣̞̹͓͍̄͂͐́̽͒̂͑̒͂̌́̅͑̿͋̽̚̚̚̕ bro -Nazgûl

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u/Half-White_Moustache 10d ago

Go back to the shadow, bro!

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u/supersalad444 10d ago

ISILDUR!!!! BROOOOO!!!!

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u/DiscipleOfMegatronus 10d ago

"Looks like meat's back on the menu, bro!"

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u/Thisisthe_One_Ring 10d ago

MY PRECIOUS!!! bro

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u/SaphiraArks 10d ago

Haha I was thinking the same....but without the exclamation mark it is even funnier: "My precious bro!"
Question ist did Gollum say it to Frodo or Smeagol. :-D .

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u/gollum_botses 10d ago

The precious will be ours, once the Hobbitses are dead!

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u/Electrical_Net_6691 10d ago

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve, bro

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u/timothy441 10d ago

It’s done, bro

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u/panopanopano 10d ago

You shall not pass, bro!

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u/JoJo863 9d ago

Normal conversation the day before our exams

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u/havokyash 10d ago

One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro.

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u/EggsTyroneBaby 9d ago

That's like your opinion, man...

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u/Jash-Juice 10d ago

“And it stank bro.”

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u/SageLeaf1 10d ago

We don’t want anymore visitors, well-wishers or distant relations bro!

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u/GimmeCat47 10d ago

Iiii seeee youuu broooooo

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u/4-3defense 10d ago

"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you bro."

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u/PurpleSomething_ Dwarf 10d ago

I would have gone with you to the end, bro

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u/Proper-Pineapple-717 10d ago

DON'T TEMPT ME, FRODO BRO!

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u/darth_raynor 10d ago

Don't you mean, "Brodo"

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u/TomGobra 10d ago

Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity, bro!

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u/Sundiata1 10d ago

Give it to us, raw and wriggling, bro

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u/RoutemasterFlash 10d ago edited 9d ago

A! Elbereth, Gilthoniel!

Silivren penna miriel,

o menel aglar elenath,

Na-chaered palan diriel, bro!

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u/th0r0ngil 10d ago

Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember, bro

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u/Bring_bac_the_empire 10d ago

I would've followed you to the end my captain, my king, my bro

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u/Ordinary_Concern_486 10d ago

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard, bro!

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u/TextProfessionally 10d ago

Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth, bro.

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u/Own_Anywhere9134 10d ago

Not all those who wander are lost bro!!

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u/STierMansierre 10d ago

You've been in the farmer Maggot's crop, bro!

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u/ant0_ 9d ago

Finest weed in the south farthing, bro