r/therewasanattempt 11h ago

To get laid

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3.7k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 12h ago

to stop a piñata party

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4.3k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 16h ago

to lie and say Obama’s rally was Trump’s

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8.7k Upvotes

Even though Obama is standing on the podium and the signs all say “The Change We Need”.


r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To claim 25,000 people were in the crowd.

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1.3k Upvotes

Pic 2 source: the new republic and yahoo


r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To not make spouse their favorite dish

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1.1k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 18h ago

To be 79 years old.

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5.0k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 21h ago

To get away from a road rager

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12.5k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 13h ago

to recognize satire

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1.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 17h ago

To be the most moral army with the most moral soldiers

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2.3k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 10h ago

to escape

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546 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 19h ago

at Journalism

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2.7k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 7h ago

To steal from a marine and not poop yourself

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243 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 7h ago

To be of Indian descent and enter bars in Occupied Palestine.

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257 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 19h ago

To Reinstate Jim Crow Laws By SCOTUS Ruling

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1.8k Upvotes

The Supreme Court’s 6–3 decision on Thursday in Alexander v. South Carolina NAACP is a devastating blow to the fight against racial gerrymandering. Justice Samuel Alito’s opinion for the conservative supermajority guts a series of precedents that guarded against racist redistricting, granting state legislatures sweeping new authority to sort their residents between districts on the basis of skin color.

And yet, as bad as Alito’s opinion was, it didn’t go far enough for Justice Clarence Thomas, who penned a solo concurrence demanding a radical move: The Supreme Court, he argued, should overrule every precedent that limits gerrymandering—including the landmark cases establishing “one person, one vote”—because it has no constitutional power to redraw maps in the first place. And he places much of the blame for the court’s allegedly illegitimate intrusion into redistricting on a surprising culprit: Brown v. Board of Education.” Source is Slate article


r/therewasanattempt 17h ago

Attempt to be a court where rulings are carried out.

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976 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 12h ago

To pass dogs off as pandas.

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366 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To make a funny joke

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8.9k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 3h ago

to con the internet

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51 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To clapback at an Australian Karen complaining of Aboriginal natives

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5.1k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 20h ago

To use Google’s AI to help make a pizza.

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1.2k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 9h ago

To continue doing whatever I am doing

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136 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To be himself

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3.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 14h ago

To seek for advice online

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228 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

to tow

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83 Upvotes